DECEMBER 12 VHS MOVIE REVIEW : DEATHSTALKER
Many years ago, Owen Deathstalker and his friends saved humanity and created a golden age, one that is now endangered from within as well as without. There is a prophecy that states that when they need Owen again, he will come back, and boy, do they need him.
In a past book (Deathstalker Legacy), Owen's descendant, Lewis, fell in love with his closest friend and King's betrothed, Jesamine Flowers. He gave up his status as Paragon and Champion to run away with her. He and the crew of his ship form a motley team. There's Rose, a psychopath who can't get enough of killing, who is bound mentally with con man and coward Brett Random, as well as the reptilian Saturday. They all have one goal -- to find Owen so that he can stop the Terror, a rather frighteningly described eater of worlds.
Meanwhile, King Duncan has his own problems. While mourning the loss of his best friend and wife to be, he was very isolated from the world. Finn Durandal took full advantage of this, and has sown seeds of dissent among Duncan's former allies, seeds that blossom with the revelation that the one who was meant to be king before Duncan is still alive, just hidden because of Duncan's plotting. But is this "king" a real king, or merely more of his clever schemes?
Deathstalker Return is a very light hearted swashbuckling adventure. A lot of things are played for fun. Brett's overwhelming cowardice is often quite funny, as is his strange relationship with Rose. They make the world's most unlikely couple, as they try to learn from the bound they have -- she to love and he to be a little more brave.
Personally, the highlight of Deathstalker Return was the worlds they visited on their search for Owen. A favorite was a world made of metals. The trees were gold and silver, and every aspect of that world was some sort of metal, except for its primary inhabitants, the dragons. I also thought the monsters were ingenious, from beautiful to creepy, Simon R. Green's menagerie of creatures is very imaginative. I think that the scene where the group tries to recover the Deathstalker Steading (all the nobles have or used to have flying castles, and the Deathstalker one was crashed) and a whole slew of humanoid monsters comes after them, hoping that Lewis holds the key to returning them to humanity. I also thought the Madness Maze was interesting. It's a place where if you exit it alive you'll find yourself possessed of super powers.
You certainly can read this book by itself. Green gives you plenty of context, but I think that you'd probably enjoy it more if you read the book before it. If you're in the mood for a cleverly imagined, fun space adventure, then you'll want to consider strapping in with this band. it. If you're in the mood for a cleverly imagined, fun space adventure, then you'll want to consider strapping in with this band.
DECEMBER 12 VHS MOVIE REVIEW : DEATHSTALKER
Munkar, an evil magician, rules the land and covets the Three Powers of Creation-- The Amulet of Life, The Chalice of Magic and The Sword of Justice. Munkar already possesses two of them. A brutish rogue named Deathstalker is coerced by a wise old witch to kill Munkar and free the land of evil. First, he must locate the Sword of Justice; with it, he cannot be harmed. Bring the three powers together and a man will become a God. Along the way, Deathstalker recovers the sword and meets friend and foe alike. Holding a tournament to name an heir for his kingdom, the aging Munkar attempts to have Deathstalker eradicated to keep him from winning. Might and magic clash during the finale with the Three Powers of Creation as the ultimate prize.
John Watson directs this low rent, but gloriously gritty and gruesome barbarian picture. A huge video hit, DEATHSTALKER (1983) provides more entertainment value than both Conan films combined. What was surely a painfully low budget, the filmmakers make the most of the modest materials at hand. Shooting in South America adds some extra value, but even still, the film looks very cheap. Nonetheless, exploitation fans and gorehounds would be hard pressed to find a better boobs and blood sword fest.
A great 'Beer & Pizza' movie, DEATHSTALKER (1983) provides an unprecedented amount of female nudity. Possibly the single most mysogynistic movie ever made. If the camera isn't lingering on bare breast or butts, there are countless scenes of women being slapped around or assaulted against their will. During the big orgy sequence, the camera cuts from various shots to reveal drunken and aroused gladiators grabbing girls at random. Some of them seem receptive but most of them kick, punch and scream to get loose from the grip of the savages. Another startling aspect is that often when there is an action scene taking place, if a naked woman is in the vicinity, the camera is conveniently placed in close proximity before panning over the other action on screen.
Richard (Rick) Hill excels as the likable brigand, Deathstalker, an unusual type of hero, or anti-hero. During the opening scene, it becomes quickly apparent just what kind of hero Deathstalker is. A group of leprous thugs attack a robber who has kidnapped a woman. Deathstalker emerges and kills all the bad guys. The robber offers him what he has stolen telling him to take it, "I intend to". Stalker responds after killing the robber with his dagger-- "This just isn't your day, is it?" He then goes over to the captured woman. He frees her then attempts to have his way with the woman. She seems willing at first till Stalker is interrupted and she sneaks away-- "This isn't my day, either."
Stalker is taken to meet with a dethroned king who begs him to return his kidnapped daughter, the gorgeous princess Codille. However, he turns down the king's request stating, "I kill and steal to stay alive, not for the luxury or glory." Riding away, he saves his friend, the witch, Toralva from Munkar's minions. Hearing the story, he happily accepts the task of relieving Munkar of two of the Powers of Creations in addition to obtaining the Sword of Justice which is hidden elsewhere inside a cave guarded by a man turned into a monster by Munkar.
Hill was a regular face on various television programs throughout the 80's including CHEERS and THE DUKES OF HAZZARD. In addition to this film, Hill did some other movies for Corman including DUNE WARRIORS (1990; also starring David Carradine) and BLOODFIST 2 (1990). Strangely, Hill did not return for the sequel, DEATHSTALKER 2: DUEL OF TITANS (1987), which was played more for laughs than anything else. The abundant nudity and sex was the only holdover from the original. Footage from the first film is implemented as well as some of the music cues. Hill also did not play the role in DEATHSTALKER 3: THE WARRIORS FROM HELL (1988). The third entry is played more like a swashbuckler than a barbarian flick. Also, the score for BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980) is recycled yet again. Rick Hill did return to play Stalker in the awful DEATHSTALKER 4: MATCH OF TITANS (1990). Regardless of how cheap the first was, it provided scenes to pad out the other films in this series.
Hill is surprisingly good and charismatic as the unscrupulous vulgarian. He's actually not too far removed from the bad guys populating the picture. He also has a good time spouting some choice lines of dialog. One in particular comes during the orgy sequence. After rescuing princess Codille from her shackles, he hastily picks her up and whisks her away for some carnal pleasure. Munkar stops him claiming ownership, "Were you planning to take her with you?" Stalker responds with, "For the night, anyway".
Sporting a blonde wig, blue eyes and chiseled features, Hill is ideal in the role just as Schwarzenegger possessed a similar look for his role in CONAN (1982), the obvious inspiration for this film. Stalker even swings his sword in a fashion similar to the cinematic version of Robert E. Howard's Hyborean Age barbarian. Also, Stalker has a penchant for cleaning his bloodied blade by somewhat stylishly (in a warped sort of way) wiping away the plasma on the back of his pants leg. Hill also appears to do all his own fight scenes. The production probably couldn't afford doubles.
Not long after the film has begun, the viewer is introduced to a most unique swordswoman named Kaira. Played by gorgeous blonde, Lana Clarkson, she is the one strong female role in the film. She represents a confident and assured woman warrior who is just as skilled as any of the main characters. What's most unique about her persona is her outfit, or lack thereof. She fights much like the men do, with her chest bare. Even though she wears a cloak, her bosom doesn't stay concealed for long. Clarkson was so popular from her role here, that she got her own spin off series, BARBARIAN QUEEN (1985). This production even used the sets from DEATHSTALKER (1983) as well as footage from the film.
Clarkson was also present in numerous television shows such as KNIGHT RIDER and THE A-TEAM. She was preparing to make a comeback in Hollywood when tragedy struck in early February of 2003. Clarkson was found dead at the home of record producer, Phil Spector who had shot her in the mouth with a handgun mere hours after meeting him in a nightclub.
Former liason of Hugh Hefner, Barbi Benton was a regular on tv shows throughout the 70's and 80's. DEATHSTALKER (1983) was her "big break" in show business. Benton was also seen on the popular show, HEE HAW among many other beautiful women. Her role in DEATHSTALKER doesn't allow for much acting range save for being in distress or being UNdressed. Benton is the latter on a couple of occasions. When she isn't stripped naked, she is usually seen wearing some provocative outfits amidst a harem of likewise scantily dressed females.
Richard Brooker, who plays the wily swordsman, Oghris, also did the stunt work and action choreography. Some of the fights are really good while some others are rather repetitive and appear to be the same scene just shot from a different angle. One particularly choice bit has Deathstalker arriving to help Oghris. He takes on a number of thugs at once. Stalker likes removing victims of their noggins. One man loses his head followed by our hero kicking his headless corpse to the ground. Brooker will probably be best known for a role in which viewers don't see his face. He play Jason Voorhees in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3-D (1983), a role he isn't particularly fond of.
Bernard Erhard as the sadistic sorcerer, Munkar, handles the role extremely well. Displaying a mean looking tattoo on the side of his bald head, his pallid looks and costume create an imposing presence. Incidentally, there is one scene in the movie where the tattoo is on the right side of his head as opposed to the left. In Munkar's chamber, he has a small pet monster in a chest named 'Little Howard'. This toothy critter enjoys eating fingers and eyeballs from hapless victims captured by Munkar's men. The ending features a great scene in which Munkar is thrown to the angry villagers. The incensed mob proceed to tie Munkar to two horses and rip him apart lengthwise.
In keeping with the sadistic, yet darkly comical moments throughout, the big orgy scene has various gladiators getting into a huge scuffle once princess Codille is brought out for the men to fight over. There's a huge fighter that has a pig's head but a man's body. One scene has this monstrosity ogling a table of sustenance which has a real pig's head adorning the plates of food. The pig-man picks up the head and gives it a look before addressing the camera. He then proceeds to eat the pig head. Also, during the big brawl, the pig-man is pummeling one of the fighters. Injuring his hand, he reaches out and rips the arm off a passerby and continues to beat the man only this time with the freshly dismembered limb.
One of the most memorable scenes from DEATHSTALKER (1983) is the bit where Munkar gives one of his soldiers a sex change(!) turning him into princess Codille. He then gives him a knife and orders him to kill Deathstalker. Famed film critic, Joe Bob Briggs called this the best 'special effect of 1983'.
The score by Argentinian composer, Óscar Cardozo Ocampo is suitably barbaric and quite good. The cues perfectly match the on screen action and atmosphere sounding very progressive. Very reminiscent of European prog rock, the score is often rousing and a variation of the main theme can be heard in the orgy sequence. Also, of note, a brief cue from BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980) is heard during the final minutes. In addition to all the exploitation value the film offers to undemanding fans, the film itself is often sloppy in places and appears choppy in the editing. This is due to around 15 minutes being removed. Much of this cut footage is present on cable television broadcasts of the film.
These sequences include numerous extended scenes and extra shots of existing scenes such as an extra shot of a decapitated head landing on the ground after being launched into the air by Deathstalker's blade. There are also longer sword fighting scenes. These extra bits of fight footage are poorly choreographed and appear for all the world like rehearsal footage. I would assume the movie, at a very short 74 minutes (76 with credits) needed these extra pieces for its television airings considering the wealth of footage that would have to be trimmed for violence and nudity.
There are also inconsistencies in the screenplay. Toralva tells Stalker that by bringing the three Powers of Creation together, the possessor "will BE the power." But at the end, when Stalker puts the three items together, an explosion of fire and light encompasses him just as the credits roll. Did he become a God, or was he destroyed by the three magical pieces? It's not really made clear. Also, it's not made clear why Munkar sometimes takes the form of Kang, the leader of Munkar's army. Nor is it explained why the Amulet of Life is hanging from the ceiling in one of the gloomy castle hallways instead of being locked away in the evil wizards chambers. During the scene where Deathstalker "kills" Kang, he leaps down to decapitate him. When he removes the head, a huge amount of blood splashes onto Stalkers right arm. When the camera cuts, the blood is gone.
There are several scenes where the film jumps around from one sequence to the next without any explanation or purpose; things just happen. The sets are passable despite there inherent fakiness. None of the sets look like they could be real castle walls. Everything looks fabricated for a movie. However, the torture chamber is suitably disgusting. There's also a riff on THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980). Deathstalker loses his sword at one point. It's out of reach so he outstretches his arm and the sword magically returns to him just in time to deal with one of the villains. During the scene where Stalker is given the sword, the blade lights up similar to the light saber seen in the STAR WARS films. And speaking of the swords, they don't look very realistic and sometimes you can see them bending during the fight scenes.
The makeup effects were created by rubber creature specialist, John Carl Buechler. His claim to fame would probably be directing FRIDAY THE 13TH 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1987), possibly the most bloodless of all the Friday films. It also probably features Buechler's best work and the best Jason makeup. Even so, Buechler usually could be counted on for delivering good work on creature features. His creations resembling more detailed hand puppets than an actual special effect but then this could simply be down to budgetary shortcomings. Many of his creature masks look the same from film to film.
Even still, he is one of the few make up artists to make a successful transition to directing. Buechler toiled on a large number of Charles Band's shortlived Empire Pictures productions, a company that specialized in low budget fantasy adventures. Two of the most popular movies he did the effects for are FROM BEYOND (1986) and DOLLS (1987). In addition to directing the seventh FRIDAY THE 13 film, Buechler directed the hit film, TROLL (1986) and CELLAR DWELLER (1988) among some others.
DEATHSTALKER (1983) might be cheesy low budget drivel, but for fans of exploitation cinema, the movie has an enormous amount of entertainment value. Equal parts cheesecake and beefcake, this barbarian buffet comes complete with generous helpings of breasts and blood for sleazo-files. However, more demanding fans would do better to watch CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982) again. Whereas the first Conan film was instrumental in a slew of copycats, DEATHSTALKER (1983) was responsible for its own cycle of direct-to-video barbarian movies and this sword, sex & sorcery romp is one of the "best" of its kind.
DECEMBER 12 VHS MOVIE REVIEW : DEATHSTALKER
Putting together this Deathstalker movie review was fun because it’s a favorite movie of mine. The story deals with a barbarian named Deathstalker—and yes, that’s actually his name—who takes a magic sword and enters a tournament where guys have to fight to the death. There’s an evil sorcerer, lots of naked ladies, and buckets of blood. This was a low-budget 1980s rip-off of Conan, and it delivers on the testosterone. I honestly feel that it's one of the best fantasy movies of its era, even if it isn't good in a conventional way.
The main character is portrayed as a truly barbaric individual. He’s the type of guy that saves the maiden and then takes her for himself. In many ways, he’s just as bad as any of the film’s villains, which is kind of interesting for a movie in this genre.
Deathstalker is good low-budget fun with plenty of unintentional laughs, and it’s definitely a “guy” movie in the purest sense of the word. When you see the outfit that the main female character wears through most of the film, you’ll understand what I mean. There’s never a boring moment, and there are plenty of scenes that will have you rolling in the floor with laughter.
If you demand plot, you need to go look for another movie. Some people don’t enjoy mindless films like this.
This movie is truly low budget even by the normal standards of B-movie cheese.
Almost all of the acting is really really bad with the exception of Rick Hill who plays Deathstalker. He’s actually kind of decent in an odd way.
One thing I've tried to make clear in this Deathstalker review is that people who take themselves too seriously should definitely stay away from this movie.It's also generally true that this film will probably appeal more to men than it will to most women for obvious reasons, although there could be exceptions. If you’ve had fun watching cult cinema and low budget films in the past, Deathstalker is absolutely a must-see. It’s incredibly bizarre and a one-of-a-kind viewing experience.
Deathstalker is loaded to the gills with massive amounts of female nudity and occasionally extreme violence. People who are sensitive about these kinds of things should probably avoid it.
DECEMBER 12 VHS MOVIE REVIEW : DEATHSTALKER
As an obsessed Conan the Barbarian fan — the books and the Arnold Schwarzenegger films — I’m a little surprised that I’ve never seen James Sbardellati’s Deathstalker before. The same goes for Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans, Barbarian Queen, and The Warrior and The Sorceress – all of which are being released by Shout Factory on August 23 as part of their Roger Corman Cult Classics Collection.
The King of the B’s, Corman, isn’t the first low-budget filmmaker to “borrow” elements from popular films, but he’s certainly the one who did it the best — creating several features which were engaging enough to stand on their own (think Joe Dante’s Piranha, for example, which was released post Jaws). Following suit, Deathstalker uses elements of the 1984′s Conan the Destroyer — right down to parts of the score and several key scenes revolving around a powerful wizard, Thoth-Amon, who has been renamed Munkar for Sbardellati’s movie. As shameless as that may seem, Deathstalker manages to add a few of its own hilarious and entertaining touches in the form of some serious fromage.
Right from the film’s opening title credits, which features a heavy metal style font, you know you’re in for a treat. Deathstalker (Rick Hill) is a lusty warrior who stays busy sexing up the local wenches — and there are many in this movie. He wields a wicked sword, resembles a homoerotic jazzercise instructor, and is summoned by a witch who is trying to thwart the evil magic of Munkar. She needs Deathstalker’s brawn to save the day, and he makes his way to the sorcerer’s castle to do the deed.
Along the way, our hero meets other travelers — including a busty and near topless female fighter who endures the usual sword/penis jokes, but doesn’t seem to mind — and discovers that there’s a tournament happening that will pit the best combatants against each other. There’s also something about a princess and three powers, but they’re not nearly as important as the bacchanal scenes and a hysterical — but almost uncomfortable — gender-bending rape scene, which you just know will forever haunt Deathstalker and find him frequenting massage parlors in search of submissive ladyboys for the sequel. There are also many look-alikes in this movie, including an Elliot Gould/Yoda impersonator, Scott Baio on roids, and an Anton LaVey reject. By the end of the film, Sbardellati wants to remind us of another guy carrying a blade and wearing a loincloth. His final frame seems to pay homage to He-Man, which definitely elicited a giggle out of this reviewer.
If you like sword and sorcery films and can appreciate the Roger Corman school of filmmaking, Deathstalker is an entertaining way to spend a few hours. Shout Factory timed their DVD release of the movie — along with the 3 others previously mentioned, which are included in this double-disc set — with the Conan the Barbarian remake that hits on August 19. Deathstalker would be a fun way to keep the barbaric, good times rolling after you leave the theater. Deathstalker II is directed by the mammary-happy Jim Wynorski, with The Warrior featuring David Carradine, so there’s surely more to look forward to in this sword-savvy set. You also get the usual dandy Shout Factory features, including photo galleries, trailers, audio commentary, and more.